Stand-up comedian Otaghware Otas Onodjayeke, known as I Go Save, has taken it upon himself to offer some humorous advice to girls who opt for butt enhancement surgeries merely for casual encounters and “Netflix and chill” situations, without improving their overall wisdom.
While I Go Save understands and empathizes with women who undergo surgical procedures to boost their self-confidence, he strongly criticizes those who resort to such enhancements solely for short-term hookups.
He pointed out that it’s quite perplexing to see women investing significant sums of money in butt surgeries but then choosing to live in remote or less economically developed areas. To address this irony, he humorously recommends that these ladies also save up enough money to upgrade their senses.
I Go Save humorously questioned the logic behind spending so much on a surgical makeover if it doesn’t align with a practical lifestyle choice. He wondered how these individuals expected to recoup their investment while residing in areas far from urban centers or places where wealthy clients might be found.
He playfully argued that if a woman undergoes surgery with the aim of attracting high-paying clients, she should be sensible and strategic enough to select a residential location that attracts affluent personalities. This way, her decision would align more coherently with her business intentions. In essence, he used his comedic flair to encourage a more thoughtful approach to life choices.
Speaking in Pidgin English on the ‘Honest Bunch Podcast’ with Nedu and co, the humour merchant said: “If you have three million to go do yansh, you suppose save 1.2 to take do sense. Because some girls dey do the yansh to beautify themselves, to give themselves that confidence; which is not bad. Do you understand? Why some dey do am to take increase their money for hookup.
“How you go do yansh, you no do sense? Naim make some girls go do yansh, dem go go dey stay for Epe. How you wan take make your yansh money back for Epe? Wey be say na only nkwobi joint.
You go come do three million yansh dey use go chop nkwobi, suya, pepper soup. Wey be say you go do yansh, save small thing come stay Ikoyi or Lekki Phase 1. So that you go fit dey browse in Intercontinental, Wheat Baker, Eko Hotel.”